The Unwesen (that's Joe Flenner to you lot), listening to the Wise Guys for the first time. The song is, as usual, "Baby noch einmal".

Philemon (me) and Baucis (Joe), standing around in a hotel lobby amidst lots of luggage, looking like the biggest dorks in existence. It's a genius thing, you wouldn't understand ;-)

One small stab at modern art. Actually a close-up of the tiling in a fountain in Göppingen.

Another close-up detail of the same fountain

My cousin Philipp, in really hella cool lighting.

Philipp is actually a giant, and is holding on to an electrical wire. (If my cousin's a giant, why am I so damn short?)

Philipp's dad (Mike) and my dad, in the very Wuthering-Heights landscape somewhere near where my aunt lives.

Ready or not...

a certain a cappella group at Schloß Filseck. Phil shows off his beer, Paul shows off the latest male-model pose, Robin shows off his new model-train car, Gabs shows off the fact that he's unreasonably tall, Stephen just shows off, David shows off grapes left over from the orgy that happened a few minutes earlier^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^W, and I'm just glad to be there :-)

My dad's four children: Krissie looks away, Sven looks grim, Alex looks daft, and I look like a boy, on a boat on a local(ish) lake.

Alex as a submarine captain and Krissie as the Lorelei

Gruppenbild mit Dame: back row, Krissie, dad, and my gran, front row, Sven, Phil and Alex.

If only...

That legendary Cambridge CSS meet. It *did* happen! From left: Ginger bloke (might be named Mike? Don't ask me! He's a lurker anyway), Jamie, Matt, me, and Philip Kendall, with his one and only facial expression.

It's Adam "six foot eleven" Moss! Isn't he adorable? ...or...

Pictures of CCDE are here.

The world's most pointless photograph - I believe the phrase "Just finish the damn roll already" was uttered at some point. Ben languishes, I am furniture, Amy looks on benevolently, and Matt does a mermaid impression. Very elegant.